The Most Interesting Man in the World

One of my favorite series of commercials during the past few years has been the run of Dos Equis beer ads featuring ‘The Most Interesting Man in the World.’   He can do anything and at the end of each commercial this 70ish suave gentleman is surrounded by young babes while he proclaims, ‘I don’t often drink beer, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis.’   Someone has come up with a Twitter parody account that continues in this spirit by tweeting various feats, skills and talents that are supposedly those of ‘The Most Interesting Man in the World.’    I have reproduced several for your enjoyment.   I have nothing further to say except to recommend that you sit back, read them all and prepare for much laughter!
The Most Interesting Man in the World…

He runs marathons, simply to loosen up
Sheep count him to fall asleep
His name is often mentioned when people are asked, ‘Who’s your daddy?’
He can touch MC Hammer
When water skiing, he pulls the boat
He won American Idol using sign language
He knows who let the dogs out

He once ran a marathon backwards, just to see what second place looked like
When he was born he drove his mom home from the hospital
He once arm wrestled the Incredible Hulk. The loser had to paint himself green
Sharks have a week dedicated to him
He wears a helmet when he rides his bike to protect the ground from his head
Someone once claimed to have stolen his diary. That book is now known as the Guinness Book of World Records

He likes his meat so rare he will only eat unicorns
When he pulls up to a toll booth they pay him to come through
He was accepted to Harvard using his kindergarten finger painting as his admission
The Mission Impossible series was based on his life
He can clap with one hand
He was once hit by a tractor trailer… the 18-wheeler was totaled… he walked away with a few scratches

When he pokes you on Facebook, you can feel it
He puts Allstate in good hands
If he were to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels
When he mails letters without postage, they still get there
He once tweeted more than 140 characters

He had a role in Star Wars. He was The Force
Google asks him questions
He once went to a psychic… to warn her
Santa sits on his lap and tells him what he wants for Christmas
He’s the one Tim Tebow points to when he scores a touchdown
His face is on the trillion dollar bill
He won the Tour de France on a unicycle
And finally, he knows Victoria’s secret

to follow on Twitter like I do… Most Interesting Man @_DosEquisMan_


About garyscohen

Gary Cohen is an enthusiast for the sport of running including magazine/essay writing, blogging, interviews, coaching, public speaking, leading trail runs in Central Florida and announcing at track meets.
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2 Responses to The Most Interesting Man in the World

  1. ericrutin says:

    Funny stuff

  2. Karen Walker says:

    Dude is AWESOME!!! I can’t wait to hear this year’s Halloween and Christmas commercials.

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